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DISCLAIMER: if seeing bambi’s mom die made you squirm, then you shouldn’t be reading this entry.

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the most disgusting thing that could happen to me happened this morning when i woke up.

so i was asleep, ne? then i felt something crawling up my neck and onto my face. irritating siya so in reflex, i grabbed whatever it was and tried to crush it. and when i opened my hand— IPIS PALA! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! and worse, di ko pa pala napatay! it flew to the kurtina pa! YAK KADIRI TALAGA!!! i screamed na after that and everyone woke up and started shooting the disgusting little critter! basta umikot-ikot pa siya sa bed at sa kumot ko sa yucky kadiri talaga am so not sleeping in my bed EVER! we were trying to catch it nga pero ang bilis lumipad-lipad at tumakbo… whatever. so kadiri lang talaga.

ok so naghilamos ako ever ng mukha at lahat. yuck talaga.

i thought my day couldn’t get any worse but later this afternoon, when i was about to go to the church, pagbukas ko ng gate namin, may apat na manok na nagkumpulan sa harapan ng gate!!!

MAS YUCKY KADIRI EVER!!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK I HATE CHICKENS!!!!

tapos siyempre nagsisigaw ako at pinagtinginan ako ng mga kapitbahay and i so didn’t care kasi they’re so freakin’ kadiri talaga.

ayun nataranta yung mga manok and tried to fly away. maa, saw them flapping their wings, at least. pero haha malamang di sila makalipad so they just ran away.

i continued screaming kasi nga they left some feathers in front of the gate pa. yuck so kadiri!!!!

bakit ba kasi may mga manok na pagala-gala sa kalye? kaya nga nakatira ako sa siyudad para wala masyadong manok!!! BWISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!! >:(

dapat tumira na lang pala ako sa farm or whatever di ba?

this is the most kadiri yucky gross day ever in the history of humankind and civilization.

baw.

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